Tv Production Fan Pillows

Remember, one of my doors will always be open for you...you just have to guess the correct one.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

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'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

TV Situations vacant.

Moses' TV guide.

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"Previously on..."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

News Wear World

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Ostrich TV.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."