Television Fan Pillows

"Mom, I love infomercials...there are no commercials!"

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"I take it this means Westerns are making a comeback."

Moses' TV guide.

TV Situations vacant.

"We've had to rename it, no one watches talk shows anymore."

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'Happy Xmas!'

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

Televised Insomnia Benefit Telethon puts couple to sleep.

99 Dalmations - Edited for television.

Liz Hurley

"Maybe he's been watching too much television"

"This Fall on NBC: Fish Out of Water"

'Thank you for calling the Attention Deficit Disorder Hotline... Please continue to hold.'

"Look, would you mind jumping...only you're ruining the reception!"

Ancient artist and TV

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'Too much TV, maybe. Is there a John Wane marathon going on?'

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'Einsteiners.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Cut!

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'