Tv Program Fan Pillows

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Rocket Ark

TV Situations vacant.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Clive Anderson

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Moses' TV guide.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

David Attenborough

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

Liz Hurley

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

Tommy Cooper

Ostrich TV.

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."