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Last Stage of Human Evolution wonders "Where's my TV?"

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

TV Situations vacant.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Clive Anderson

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Moses' TV guide.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

Filmed in Supermarionation

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

It's well done, but I find it hard to stay interested since they cut down to just 13 episodes per season.

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...