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Last Stage of Human Evolution wonders "Where's my TV?"

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

TV Situations vacant.

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Moses' TV guide.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'