Podium Admirer Mugs

'Hop, skip & lump championships.'

'World's HEAVIEST Man'

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Taking a peek at the audience

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

First Prize!

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Jungle Games

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Statue of Liberty

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Champions biting their medals

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Edvard Grieg.

Hares looking at Euclid

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

Loser's Podium.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Why so stony-faced?'

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'Can he play anything else besides 'Kitten on the Keys'?'

Easter Island Model

'To me! Let's party.'

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'