Podium Enthusiast Gifts

Conquering Fear of Heights Championships

First Prize!

Jungle Games

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Champions biting their medals

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Fan-Centric Stadium

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Loser's Podium.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

Bahrain F1

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Champion.

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

Skiers

Dyslexic Olympics.

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

Gymnastic Winner.

Boris Johnson Loses

Sanna Marin party