
Boris Johnson Loses
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Boris Johnson Loses
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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
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'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'
"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"
'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'
Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.
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Edward Fitzgerald.
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"He sold his fresh water before it melted."
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