Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.
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"Oh no, I lost two followers."
"So what kind of mood is he in?"
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
In the Guru District
They're Not Just That Into It
'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
CEO du Jour
Difference of Opinion
'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'
"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
Where does it all end up?
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
Eldrow
"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"
First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.
Obama Healthcare.
"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."
"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."
"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."
'It's cheaper than gas.'
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.
Honest Boris
The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.
"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."
The Jose Padilla Experience
Torturing the English Language
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