Popularity Pundits Gifts

West Fester's a pretty friendly high school. What's the best way to meet people? For starters, you could come to my eco club meeting. Or�I can point out the cool kids and you can introduce yourself! Clearly no one on this bus. West Fester High School.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Skeptic Tank.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

World Health Organization

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Voter Suppression

The Space Potatoes talk about....Madonna.

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."