"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."
Popularity Ponderers Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the popularity ponderers? These creative souls enjoy contemplating social trends and the art of being viewed. Our selection captures their inquisitive spirit with witty, clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, making every item a delightful conversation starter or personal inspiration.
The Jeopardy of Progress
A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.
God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth
"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."
"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."
"I'm learning to live with existence."
World Production.
Ten Commandments
'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'
The Problem with World Population Growth
'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'
'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'
"Great, now we're lost."
"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."
Population train.
'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'
Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers
"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."
Off to a bad start.
"Woah - random!"
'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions
Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?
Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."
Aging population in Cuba
Jealousy
"The arc of the moral universe."
'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'
'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'
An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!
"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."
"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."
'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'
'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'
'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'
Popularity Ponderers Gifts Collection
Popularity Ponderers Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for the popularity ponderers—delightful designs that turn their thoughts into daily humor and inspiration.
Popularity Ponderers Pillows
Find pillows that add a witty touch to their relaxation space, perfectly capturing their curiosity about social trends.
Popularity Ponderers Prints
Decorate their walls with prints that nod to the playful side of pondering popularity and social dynamics.
Popularity Ponderers T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate their love for social insights—comfortable and clever, perfect for the social philosopher in your life.