Potion Pundit Gifts

'Glory be, but isn't it great to be in the doom and gloom business this year?'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

"I can see you're concerned about the amount of medication you're taking. Let me see if I can give you something for that."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

"If the medication we're giving you has side effects then we have some pills that may help."

'Terrific commercial. I'm sold. You'll start on that medicine immediately.'

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

'Anxiety drugs are driving up big pharma stocks, thanks to global armed conflict!'

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

'If voting in elections really changed anything the politicians wouldn't allow it!'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

"Actually son....these are peaches!"

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Sanna Marin party