Prescription Pundit Gifts

'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

'You're less likely to become addicted buying the expensive brand name, than the cheaper generic.'

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

"Taking your pill, eh Carmen?"

"If the medication we're giving you has side effects then we have some pills that may help."

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Difference of Opinion

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

The Jose Padilla Experience

Torturing the English Language

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing