Podium Perfectionist Gifts

Even up

Dyslexic Olympics.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

First Prize!

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

I love Marimba

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Football Crazy.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Santa's Out Tray.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

The battle of the pianos.

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"Page 33, line 4..."

"Now you can send it."

Ryan Giggs

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'