Polaroid Fan Pillows

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Filet minion

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Man Ray

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"I'm tired of being an electron."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

The Hummingbird

Campaign Trail

"It's a fixer upper."

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'You look as though you've been dragged through a Large Hadron Collider backwards.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

Champion.

Top Hat

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

Tic tac toe.

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Tortoise & Hare.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

Since when does the Cartoon Channel have a pledge week?

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'