Popsicle Fan Pillows

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Santa does a keg stand.

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

The Hummingbird

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Bath Bonfire

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Recycled Flake

July 5...payback.

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

Flatware Follies.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'Happy New Year!'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Tic tac toe.

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."