Pop Machine Fan Pillows

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"What old school? This is my life."

Filet minion

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

Destination casinos...

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

Hooks R Us.

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Gravitas

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

Tortoise & Hare.

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Since when does the Cartoon Channel have a pledge week?

'So you were on your rowing machine, and then...?'

White noise machines for guys.

Al's vending machine.

Slot machine.

Slipping Insurance $5.

The stuff heroes are made of: Ernie courageously throws himself on a live fax machine and saves the entire department from an incoming round of layoff notices.

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."

Recycling trays, 'IN'---'Back to 'IN'.

"So, what's with the "yabba-dabba-doo" thing?"