Pop Machine Fan Pillows

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

Filet minion

"What old school? This is my life."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

Destination casinos...

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Hooks R Us.

Gravitas

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Tortoise & Hare.

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

'So you were on your rowing machine, and then...?'

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Since when does the Cartoon Channel have a pledge week?

Al's vending machine.

Slot machine.

Slipping Insurance $5.

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

The stuff heroes are made of: Ernie courageously throws himself on a live fax machine and saves the entire department from an incoming round of layoff notices.

Billy strip: dad likes cartoons.

"So, what's with the "yabba-dabba-doo" thing?"

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."