Rowing Machine Fan Pillows

'So you were on your rowing machine, and then...?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Raptures

"What old school? This is my life."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Yoyo sheep

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Moon Lander

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Running out of Gas.

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'I told her not to follow me!'

"We raise our beef humanely."

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.