Rowing Fan Pillows

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Centipede Used As Rowing Boat

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Moon Lander

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

EU

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Running out of Gas.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"Date night again already?"

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

"I Win!!!"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."