Rowing Fan Gifts

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Centipede Used As Rowing Boat

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Moon Lander

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

EU

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Running out of Gas.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Boris Johnson vs Corona

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"I Win!!!"

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'