Crow Fan Gifts

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Crow Feeder.

Burning the Scarecrow

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Wolf Karaoke

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Fine. And you?'

Pond Dipping...

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Hurray! I just got born!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'This is a real barnburner.'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Baby frog with fly mobile.