Scarecrow Fan Gifts

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Nuts to you, too."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Baby squirrel & Berries

Zombie pet tricks.

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

No, I don

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Halloween Selfie

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Dissectum Paniculata

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"