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"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Nuts to you, too."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Scarecrows guarding a field

Zombie pet tricks.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Halloween Selfie

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Dissectum Paniculata

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."