Scarecrow T-Shirts

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scarecrows guarding a field

No, I don

"Relax. They're just crows."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

Scarecrow

"I miss the scarecrow."

"You're getting too much fiber."

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"I love a scary film"

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Production in times of pandemic

Center for anti-discrimination.

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

We think it will prevent bird collisions!

Scary Scarecrow

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

Full Harvest Moon

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."

Scarecrow Crop