Scarecrow Fanatic T-Shirts

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Scarecrows guarding a field

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Born of the Dead

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Catman

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Funny Farm

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Waiting For Superman

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'

Aquaman on motorcycle.