Scarecrow Appreciator T-Shirts

'I'm allergic to birds'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scarecrows guarding a field

No, I don

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"You're getting too much fiber."

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

"I miss the scarecrow."

Scarecrow

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

You know you're getting old when....

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"I love a scary film"

Chameleon.

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Production in times of pandemic

We think it will prevent bird collisions!

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Center for anti-discrimination.

Scary Scarecrow

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

Full Harvest Moon

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'