Scarecrow Appreciator Pillows

'I'm allergic to birds'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

Scarecrow

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

You know you're getting old when....

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"I miss the scarecrow."

"You're getting too much fiber."

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"I love a scary film"

Chameleon.

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Center for anti-discrimination.

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

Production in times of pandemic

Scary Scarecrow

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

Full Harvest Moon

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.