Scarecrow Scholar Pillows

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scarecrows guarding a field

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Relax. They're just crows."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

Scarecrow

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Oculist.

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"You're getting too much fiber."

"I miss the scarecrow."

"I love a scary film"

Production in times of pandemic

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

Center for anti-discrimination.

Scary Scarecrow

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

Full Harvest Moon

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

'It's the end of an aura!'

Graduation Day At Telekinesis School