Scarecrow Specialist Pillows

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Relax. They're just crows."

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

Scarecrow

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"You're getting too much fiber."

"I miss the scarecrow."

"I love a scary film"

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Production in times of pandemic

Scary Scarecrow

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Center for anti-discrimination.

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

Full Harvest Moon

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

Listening Room - Enter at your own risk!

Hi-Tech warning.

"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."

Scarecrow Crop