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'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

No, I don

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Relax. They're just crows."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"I miss the scarecrow."

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

Scarecrow

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"You're getting too much fiber."

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"I love a scary film"

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Scary Scarecrow

Production in times of pandemic

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

We think it will prevent bird collisions!

Center for anti-discrimination.

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

Full Harvest Moon

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

Hi-Tech warning.

Listening Room - Enter at your own risk!

"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."