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"I hate guarding potatoes with all those eyes staring at me!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Scarecrows guarding a field

Monster Clown

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

Halloween 2008.

Count Flatula

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"I'm leaving you, Al. And I'm taking my mother and the cats with me." "Laughing on the outside, laughing on the inside."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"I miss the scarecrow."

Scarecrow

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

The Samaritans On A Home Visit...

"We don't think you're management material."

'Relax, he just wants directions to cousin Franks's house in Brewster.'

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

"You're getting too much fiber."

'This must be your son - I can see the resemblance.'

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

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They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.