Scarecrow Enthusiasts Mugs

"I hate guarding potatoes with all those eyes staring at me!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Scarecrows guarding a field

Monster Clown

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Halloween 2008.

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Count Flatula

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"We don't think you're management material."

"I'm leaving you, Al. And I'm taking my mother and the cats with me." "Laughing on the outside, laughing on the inside."

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"I miss the scarecrow."

Scarecrow

'Relax, he just wants directions to cousin Franks's house in Brewster.'

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"You're getting too much fiber."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

'This must be your son - I can see the resemblance.'

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Production in times of pandemic

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.