Scarecrow Collector Mugs

"If I only had some bran."

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"You're getting too much fiber."

"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."

Scarecrow

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Dead Funny

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

No, I don

Monster Baseball

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

'Our limo's here.'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

"Do you have any other form of collateral?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

'I've never seen a worse case of sillycosis!'

"I miss the scarecrow."

"I love a scary film"

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

Fish Tricks

Scary Scarecrow

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"