Collecting Scarecrows Mugs

'I'm allergic to birds'

Scary Scarecrow

"Let's not argue the point, we've all gotta wear one. . ."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Snowman

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"I miss the scarecrow."

Scarecrow

"You're getting too much fiber."

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"I love a scary film"

"Harvey! You come down here this instant!!"

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

"Jeez! You expect me to hibernate in these?"

Center for anti-discrimination.

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

"I don't mind that it is a mixed marriage, but I hear the groom has a drinking problem."

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"CCCOOOLD!"

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

Corkscrew

Good Luck

Centipede High Fives.

Full Harvest Moon

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.