Scarecrows Mugs

No, I don

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Relax. They're just crows."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Scarecrow

"You're getting too much fiber."

"I miss the scarecrow."

"I love a scary film"

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Center for anti-discrimination.

Production in times of pandemic

Scary Scarecrow

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

We think it will prevent bird collisions!

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

Full Harvest Moon

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."

Scarecrow Crop