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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Relax. They're just crows."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"You're getting too much fiber."

"I miss the scarecrow."

Scarecrow

"I love a scary film"

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

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Scary Scarecrow

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Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

Full Harvest Moon

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."

Scarecrow Crop

"I hate guarding potatoes with all those eyes staring at me!"