Scarecrow Sculptor T-Shirts

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

No, I don

Scarecrows guarding a field

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

"I miss the scarecrow."

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Scarecrow

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"You're getting too much fiber."

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

"I love a scary film"

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Scary Scarecrow

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Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

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Topiary Portraits

Production in times of pandemic

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

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