Scarecrow Sculptor Gifts

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scarecrows guarding a field

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Scarecrow

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

"You're getting too much fiber."

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"I miss the scarecrow."

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"I love a scary film"

Center for anti-discrimination.

Topiary Portraits

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Production in times of pandemic

Scary Scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

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