Scarecrow Decorator Gifts

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Happy Turkey Day!

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

Yard Sale

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Stuffing the turkey.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."