Spooky Season Decorator Gifts

"We need to talk."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Happy Easter

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Happy Turkey Day!

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Devi's brew?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Christmas Hugs

Fancy a pint?

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Stuffing the turkey.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Reindeer

Easter Egg Island