Scarecrow Decorator T-Shirts

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"Home depot."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Happy Turkey Day!

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

The Hammer

Yard Sale

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Stuffing the turkey.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."