Scarecrow Collector T-Shirts

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"You're getting too much fiber."

"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."

Scarecrow

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Dead Funny

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

Monster Baseball

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Vaccinating Scarecrow

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

'Our limo's here.'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

"Do you have any other form of collateral?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'I've never seen a worse case of sillycosis!'

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"I miss the scarecrow."

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"I love a scary film"

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

Fish Tricks

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Center for anti-discrimination.

Scary Scarecrow

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"