Scarecrow Enthusiast Gifts

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

"To lower your glucose, remove all corn products."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scarecrow Crop

"I miss the scarecrow."

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

"What birds? I don't see any birds."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Scary Scarecrow

"That ain't warm, that's downright infectious..."

Full Harvest Moon

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Scarecrows guarding a field

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Halloween 2008.

Count Flatula

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"You're getting too much fiber."

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Scarecrow

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

"I love a scary film"

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Production in times of pandemic

Center for anti-discrimination.

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

'NO communication cord?? Then count me out, Mister!'