Scarecrow Supporter Gifts

Center for anti-discrimination.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

No, I don

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Relax. They're just crows."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"You're getting too much fiber."

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"I miss the scarecrow."

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Scarecrow

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"I love a scary film"

Production in times of pandemic

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Scary Scarecrow

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

We think it will prevent bird collisions!

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."