Scarecrow Supporter Gifts

Center for anti-discrimination.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Relax. They're just crows."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"You're getting too much fiber."

"I miss the scarecrow."

Scarecrow

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"I love a scary film"

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

Production in times of pandemic

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

Scary Scarecrow

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."