Scarecrow Lovers Gifts

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scary stuff

Horror Stories.

Scarecrows guarding a field

Date Night

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"I miss the scarecrow."

"You're getting too much fiber."

Scarecrow

The Life Challenged Zombies.

Production in times of pandemic

Center for anti-discrimination.

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

Scary Scarecrow

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"I think I hear a squirrel in the attic. Can you go check it out?"

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

Vampire batting with bats hanging off of bat.

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'