Scarecrow Collectors Gifts

Dead Funny

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Scarecrows guarding a field

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Our limo's here.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"Do you have any other form of collateral?"

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

'I've never seen a worse case of sillycosis!'

Scarecrow

"You're getting too much fiber."

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"I miss the scarecrow."

"I love a scary film"

Fish Tricks

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Center for anti-discrimination.

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

Scary Scarecrow

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'