Collecting Scarecrows Gifts

'I'm allergic to birds'

Scary Scarecrow

"Let's not argue the point, we've all gotta wear one. . ."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Snowman

No, I don

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

Scarecrow

"You're getting too much fiber."

"I miss the scarecrow."

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"I love a scary film"

We think it will prevent bird collisions!

Center for anti-discrimination.

"Harvey! You come down here this instant!!"

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

"CCCOOOLD!"

"Jeez! You expect me to hibernate in these?"

"I don't mind that it is a mixed marriage, but I hear the groom has a drinking problem."

'I always overdo it on the eggs at Easter.'

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

Full Harvest Moon

Good Luck

Centipede High Fives.

Corkscrew

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."