Scarecrow Gifts

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Relax. They're just crows."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Vaccinating Scarecrow

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"You're getting too much fiber."

"I miss the scarecrow."

Scarecrow

"I love a scary film"

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Production in times of pandemic

Scary Scarecrow

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

Center for anti-discrimination.

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'

Full Harvest Moon

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

Scarecrow Crop

"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."

"I hate guarding potatoes with all those eyes staring at me!"