'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'
Scarecrow Scholar Gifts
Looking for a gift for a 'Scarecrow Scholar'? These products are perfect for the clever, creative minds who appreciate a mix of wit and intellect. Whether they’re passionate about learning or just love a good pun, find something unique to match their quirky charm. Great for anyone who enjoys a playful take on scholarly pursuits or rural whimsy.
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
No, I don
Scarecrows guarding a field
The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.
"Relax. They're just crows."
'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up
'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'
'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'
"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"
Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.
"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"
'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'
"You're getting too much fiber."
Oculist.
Scarecrow
'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'
'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'
"I miss the scarecrow."
"I love a scary film"
They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.
Scary Scarecrow
"Oh no. Not the niblets."
Man halfway through growing a scarecrow
'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'
Center for anti-discrimination.
Production in times of pandemic
'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'
"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."
"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"
Full Harvest Moon
'Dang, just another scarecrow.'
A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.
'It's the end of an aura!'
Scarecrow Scholar Gifts Collection
Scarecrow Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of 'Scarecrow Scholar' mugs, perfect for anyone who loves clever design with a rural twist—brighten your cup with humor today.
Scarecrow Scholar Pillows
Snuggle up with our 'Scarecrow Scholar' pillows, blending rural charm and smart humor to add a whimsical touch to your living space.
Scarecrow Scholar Prints
Brighten your wall with 'Scarecrow Scholar' prints—perfect for showcasing rural wit and smart humor in any room.
Scarecrow Scholar T-Shirts
Check out our 'Scarecrow Scholar' t-shirts, combining wit and creativity—great for casual wear that sparks conversations and smiles.