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'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

No, I don

Scarecrows guarding a field

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"You're getting too much fiber."

Oculist.

Scarecrow

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"I miss the scarecrow."

"I love a scary film"

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Scary Scarecrow

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Center for anti-discrimination.

Production in times of pandemic

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

Full Harvest Moon

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

'It's the end of an aura!'